Joke of the day

1. When your life is in darkness, Pray to God and ask Him to free you from darkness..... and

If you are still in darkness..Pls pay your Electrical bill.

2. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,

You can be sure of one thing;

Either the car is new or the wife.

3. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.

Panic is when both are pregnant.

4. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?

Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack

& our driver ran away...

5.  A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential.

6. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love." What’s the secret?"

Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!

7. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman

“Which book has helped you most in your life?”

The woman replied , “My husband’s cheque book!”